Thursday, March 25, 2010

2049 December 31.

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Year 2049 December 31

Just logged off from my office network. Got to see this way back blog of mine and was surprised that it still exists. Was just checking my name in the Google the oldest search engine.
And happened to see this blog in the results. I wrote my first few posts back in 2009 I guess when I was working in India, Earth . It was good time working in  India.

Today was a great day, I was sworn in as the  CEO for the Earth’s top most Cyborg company MAJUPI , India. We make some of the finest cyborgs for our customers on Earth. For those still using those outdated Robots we upgrade them to Cyborg. 


  
Half Skinned Male Cyborg under construction


Cyborg can be ordered 3 months in advance of your requirement. With the code support from the Hornets and Aronets ( Living beings in Mars and Jupiter respectively) who use much advanced technology than that on Earth  provide support from their  mother-ship which they park in the outer most layer of the Ionosphere of Earth. My company works with technical support from guys from MARS and Jupiter. And we have plans to start a new R&D centre on Venus later this year. Venus is  less advanced compared to Earth. They still use the Robots that the Earthie’s used 50 years ago. But cyborgs are different they look like human, they act like human and do everything a human can do. They consume very less power (milli amps per day). We have brought down  the power consumption largely to save the Solar power , the
only source of power.

Solar Power Plant Rajasthan India, Earths largest power supplier, 2049.

Existance of Cyborgs was predicted way back in 1996. And a movie called The Terminator was made. Female Cyborgs cost a little more than the Male. Yes, for the obvious reasons. Days have changed and everything in the Universe had a change but the lust for female being by the Male never changed. The only challenge that we have know is to program the Cyborgs to reproduce child cyborgs with a minimum intelligence and an EEEEPROM , which can be reprogrammed. We are working on this and is one of my objective as head of this company.


MAJUPI's Latest Female Cyborg132.11 version

 My son  ONIDA and my daughter SONY are placed in MARS and JUPITER handling the MAJUPI development centers there. I have asked them many times to come back to Earth but they don’t seem to be interested. My son is living with a MARS being. My daughter is fine living with a  Human being.

I am glad for this day, when I remember I started my career with Wipro, a Software company which made small software applications for their clients. Software those days was different it was written in some of the oldest languages like Java,.net and few others. The software that we make in 3 days for one program for one action of a cyborg would have taken more than 3 years for company like WIPRO in 2010’s.

Among the very few countries that had survived after the great World War, THE WORLD WAR III, India had served the world with food and water. In 2020’s India was called the Magic Bowl of the World. My Family was one among the 40 million people that were left in India after the WWIII. We had survived because the Nuclear radiation generated during the War could not reach beyond the Tropic of Cancer. So people in the Sothern India and Central India below TOC survived. The world above the TOC that survived was China which predicted the war radiation and covered itself with the Anti Radiation Mask.But India was the Jewel in Earths Crown. Even after the Deadly war that had happened in 2012, it still had vegetation, water and place to live. While the whole world lived in Dark during the DARK AGE 2

OK that’s all for today and I will continue posting in this section. I want to write about the WWIII , in my next post. Good day for now. Its 7 Am in the morning , got to hit the bed now. Tomorrow we will be celebrating the New Earth Year. And we have invited the Mars  President of Hornets Mr and Mrs.Xsdcdklsj as our chief guests for the Water party.

Mr and Mrs Xsdcdklsj

My wife has made Polar Bear curry for "Dinner in the morning".  God !!! I miss Chicken a lot.

4 comments:

  1. Hahaha.. fantastic imagination macha... gud theme for a movie...BTW.. it is pleasure to invite you for Paramakudi day... the only city survived, saved your family and served your last chicken soup during wwIII... afterall we wanna order 55G (generation 55 technology - 10000 times faster than 3G/4G LTE technology ) cyborgs - any gender ... to serve in sanitary system in paramakudi .... see u soon......

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  2. Ha ha Macha!!!! Humans sanitary system on earth now deosnt need cyborgs.Please buy our Toilette version X213 commode. Moment something goes
    in, evaporates.

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  3. Macha... give what customer want.. don't prove again that u trained by wipro...

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  4. BTW.. it toilet version stings and causing harm to environment... and produces lots of heat.. after all consuming hell amount of power... if u don't supply cyborgs, u will not be served with chicken soup on paramakudi... still u dare we may terminate ur invitation ...

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